It isn't unusual for me to start blaming the system and start a past , as a way of keeping that style of mine, let me begin with. The title itself will reveal about what I am gonna scribble up in this post.
1). Rules are supposed to be broken.
I don't know who the hell yelled this thing out. I'd never mind smashing his cheek if I find him. This statement will look better if its about "changing the rules". Broken rules gave broken memories too ,in the first year.
2). Submit all the assignments before deadline.
Do this and you're gonna get screwed by batchmates .
5). The HOD is the person most feared name.
This needs and excemption. He is one of the most nicest and friendliest person I've ever come across.
6). There is an option called "supplementary" or the so-called supply.
Common guys ,drop a subject in first year and get screwed for upcoming semesters. I am looking forward whether I am gonna have one of them .
7). There is always a lecturer in the college who cant speak proper "english". After all ,this is India.
8). Friend in need is a guy who can provide you with the xeroxed notes of all subjects.
9). Music is the most important refreshing tool to crack the bloody exams.
10). All the time ,you will be in arguement with students of other branches claiming their branch is the best.
11). The most important tool..the nuclear weapon is the "bit" in which the words can be understood only
by the person who wrote them (most of them which were caught during the exam were proven to enhance the capabilities of a faculty in breaking cyphers).
12). The freshers are the most sought after..be it in the canteen,the "free" periods or for completing the records,assignments.
13). Ragging ;
The highest sort of injustice in a college ,some people think it's do necessary for imbibing a better attitude t o face up challenges ,I don't actually join with this.
14). Engineering Mechanics : The Father of the mother of all Engineering subjects. Amen !
15). The second years are the ones who feel like being the don of the college ,they feel like having the heriditary power being transferred to them . Screw the thought !
The third years are the ones with the "so-many-backlogs" feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long. But the fun still continues. I had to mess with one of them. (First , he came forward. )
16). The fourth years have thick connection with the college whatsoever ,unless the sem fall is about to arrive ,with less interest in ragging etc. They know everything is gonna end up soon and all they want is good memories for the future and ofcourse : a good placement and a nice GPA.
17). The first three years are spent in cursing the system .
18). But towards the end of the fourth year,people tend to feel nostalgic about the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years.Now the very system they disliked,the very canteen they cursed,the time that they spent
there, the birthday bums they suffered..all these seems like heaven to them.
19). The one big thing that I still can't understand : "GIRLS". What the hell are they doing ?
20). The tech and arts fests is the event in which the whole college wakes up and boasts regarless of branch and course.
21). Libraries are multi-purpose areas. I hope you get the point.
22). The satisfaction you get while bunking each class is unexplainable. (But ,attendance matters.)
23). Machines aren't too good to operate than they look.
24). Browsing for free and freedomwise is damn mandatory.
1). Rules are supposed to be broken.
I don't know who the hell yelled this thing out. I'd never mind smashing his cheek if I find him. This statement will look better if its about "changing the rules". Broken rules gave broken memories too ,in the first year.
2). Submit all the assignments before deadline.
Do this and you're gonna get screwed by batchmates .
Don't do this ,you're still screwed by the faculties. Internals matter. !
Submission deadlines are always supposed to be extended.
3). Shortage of girls.
This a very big problem , for those who needs to feel the presence of X-Chromosome in the classroom. We do have this problem in our classroom , which I don't care about or which I had rectified by finding someone else outside.
Lets not discuss about that. That's better.
4). The lab assistants, drivers and the watchmen are one of the most respected people. I believe I don't need to give an explanation for the same.
3). Shortage of girls.
This a very big problem , for those who needs to feel the presence of X-Chromosome in the classroom. We do have this problem in our classroom , which I don't care about or which I had rectified by finding someone else outside.
Lets not discuss about that. That's better.
4). The lab assistants, drivers and the watchmen are one of the most respected people. I believe I don't need to give an explanation for the same.
5). The HOD is the person most feared name.
This needs and excemption. He is one of the most nicest and friendliest person I've ever come across.
6). There is an option called "supplementary" or the so-called supply.
Common guys ,drop a subject in first year and get screwed for upcoming semesters. I am looking forward whether I am gonna have one of them .
7). There is always a lecturer in the college who cant speak proper "english". After all ,this is India.
8). Friend in need is a guy who can provide you with the xeroxed notes of all subjects.
9). Music is the most important refreshing tool to crack the bloody exams.
10). All the time ,you will be in arguement with students of other branches claiming their branch is the best.
11). The most important tool..the nuclear weapon is the "bit" in which the words can be understood only
by the person who wrote them (most of them which were caught during the exam were proven to enhance the capabilities of a faculty in breaking cyphers).
12). The freshers are the most sought after..be it in the canteen,the "free" periods or for completing the records,assignments.
13). Ragging ;
The highest sort of injustice in a college ,some people think it's do necessary for imbibing a better attitude t o face up challenges ,I don't actually join with this.
14). Engineering Mechanics : The Father of the mother of all Engineering subjects. Amen !
15). The second years are the ones who feel like being the don of the college ,they feel like having the heriditary power being transferred to them . Screw the thought !
The third years are the ones with the "so-many-backlogs" feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long. But the fun still continues. I had to mess with one of them. (First , he came forward. )
16). The fourth years have thick connection with the college whatsoever ,unless the sem fall is about to arrive ,with less interest in ragging etc. They know everything is gonna end up soon and all they want is good memories for the future and ofcourse : a good placement and a nice GPA.
17). The first three years are spent in cursing the system .
18). But towards the end of the fourth year,people tend to feel nostalgic about the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years.Now the very system they disliked,the very canteen they cursed,the time that they spent
there, the birthday bums they suffered..all these seems like heaven to them.
19). The one big thing that I still can't understand : "GIRLS". What the hell are they doing ?
20). The tech and arts fests is the event in which the whole college wakes up and boasts regarless of branch and course.
21). Libraries are multi-purpose areas. I hope you get the point.
22). The satisfaction you get while bunking each class is unexplainable. (But ,attendance matters.)
23). Machines aren't too good to operate than they look.
24). Browsing for free and freedomwise is damn mandatory.
Buddy !.. LOL !
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ReplyDeleteMate..your style !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust remembering my BTech days !!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother best out from Jishnu !
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